Goat Simulator









Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true!

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.

Disclaimer: Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.


關於這個遊戲
《模擬山羊》(Goat Simulator)是目前最嶄新的模擬技術,為您帶來新一代的山羊模擬體驗! 您無需再困在腦海裡幻想自己變成一隻山羊,
因為夢想已經成真!

遊戲層面上,《模擬山羊》的唯一目的就是竭盡所能去造成最大的破壞。 這個遊戲就像過往的經典滑板遊戲 ──
不過你不再是個滑板小子而是一隻山羊,而且不再是做各種花式,而是搗碎所有東西!
在山羊面前,再高的天空也不再是極限,因為你只需找個bug就能把整個遊戲當機。

嚴正聲明:《模擬山羊》是一個完全愚昧反智的遊戲,而且坦白的說,你絕對應該把金錢花在其他東西上,例如是一個呼拉圈、
一堆磚頭,又或者問問朋友籌集經費去買一隻實實在在的活山羊吧!

主要特色
* 你終於可以變成一隻山羊!
* 搗毀物品以賺取分數 ── 向各方好友吹噓自己是最原始的山羊品種!
* 成千上萬的BUG! 我們只會排除任何導致當機的程式錯誤,其他一切笑翻肚皮的元素恕不受理
* 先進的物理引擎,無時無刻都使你痙攣
* 說真的瞧瞧那條山羊脖子
* 你終於可以變成一隻山羊!